There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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