Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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