i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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