Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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