my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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