the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
only you would photoshop your dick
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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