Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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