whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
