I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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