the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
