That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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