let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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