why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Your penis caused this!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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