i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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