if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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