She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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