They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize