who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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