You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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