What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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