I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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