Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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