Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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