he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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