The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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