whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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