why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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