You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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