Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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