shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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