Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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