we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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