whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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