return my video game
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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