Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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