White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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