I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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