fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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