you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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