lets start a swedish sibling band together
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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