so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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