I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We had sex on a dog bed..
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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