She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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