Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So vagazzling was a success
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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