im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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