I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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