Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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