Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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