Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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