i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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