Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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