her vagine was all disorganized.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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