Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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